You know you've been there, bumper to bumper, moving at 5mph down a 65mph interstate or road or whatever, and some jackass decides that your lane is better than his and nudges his bumper to cut. I use the word cut because it reminds me of kindergarten lunch lines. 5 year olds cut in line, adults should be courteous and wait their damn turn. I think most traffic problems occur because the only form of communication while driving are your horn and middle finger.
But anyway traffic cutters, you're going to hell!!! And there's a special place for you. Its a giant traffic jam, in HELL!, and its on a giant circular road. Imagine an Indy-500 size traffic jam. And the only things playing on the radio are things you abhor. For me the stations may include: country, Jimmy Buffet, 80's hair metal, or some other form of bad music. Just remember what saving you 1 minute, and screwing me out of 5 gets you!!!
I hope you all enjoy your eternity gridlock!!!
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